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老鼠的英语怎么说

第一次出国住酒店的时候发现里面有老鼠, 但是英文太烂不知道老鼠的英语怎么说, 无奈之下打电话给前台 说:Do you know Tom and Jerry ? Yes sir. Jerry is here!

有关女人的经典幽默句子

1 如果一个女人想要一件钻石头饰,她会解释那样会省下一顶帽子钱。 If a woman wanted a diamond tiara, she would explain that it was to save the expense of a bonnet. 创新句子:妻子对丈夫说:我就要这个钻戒算了,我想给你省一副手套钱。 2 我只知道

十年来最具影响力的英语词

Tweet 2009 Word of the Year, Google Word of the Decade, as voted by American Dialect Society In its 20th annual words of the year vote, the American Dialect Society voted tweet (noun, a short message sent via the Twitter.com service, and v

关于阿凡达的爆笑领悟

1.I wonder if 3D Movies spell the end of movie piracy? 片末的版权声明不知道能不能用3D模式显示咧? 2.Avatarising our pictures will be hottest facebook app. This free online service will be the greatest leveler because I think we will all loo

嘴边的口语

Not so bad. 不错。 No way! 不可能! Dont flatter me. 过奖了。 Hope so. 希望如此。 Go down to business. 言归正传。 Im not going. 我不去了。 Does it serve your purpose? 对你有用吗? I dont care. 我不在乎。 None of my business. 不关我事。 It

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didnt like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitt

10句英文表白

1.Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes. 你有地图么?因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了。 2.Meeting you was fate, and falling in love with you was out of my control. 遇见你是命运的安排而爱上你是我情不自禁。 3.No man or woman i

你未必能“听懂”的词

1.dude 误解:花花公子, 纨绔子弟 实际:此词是叫男性年轻人常用的,与guy的意思相同,只是guy用的范围更广。 1.dude 误解:花花公子, 纨绔子弟 实际:此词是叫男性年轻人常用的,与guy的意思相同,只是guy用的范围更广。 eg:Hey, dude, look at that girl.

一张履历表

面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表,于是就填了这样的信息: 姓名:English or Chinese英文的还是中文的? 年龄:Confidential(这是私人问题) 身高:Not related to the job(这跟工作有关系么) 体重:Varies all the time before lunch or after(随时改

外国人眼中的特殊中国味儿

1.You look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻, 呵呵) 2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡脚 1.You look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻, 呵呵) 2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡

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